Retail....Sighhhh

Okay, 
so as you might not know, I work retail...I'll give you a minute.

Retail is like an itch that you cant scratch. Anyway, I recently changed departments, and now I am a cashier  -_- 
I have a question to ask.WTH is wrong with people?? 

'It's Story time y'all'

I'm at work, customer comes to my register...places 4 items down  on the counter and then hands me 7 coupons. Okay (thinking to myself)  so you want to use 7 coupons but you only have 4 items??? Sighhhh.  I can only use 1 of those coupons per transaction...unless, unless you want separate transactions. Thinking to myself  again(but of course you wouldn't want to do that because that would be holding up the line) Oh you do, ok I"ll just void everything and wait for someone to cancel because its over a certain amount,  and I'm not authorized to do anything after that. Then have the nerve the to be inpatient.  Sighhhhhhh...

Everyone should know the coupon code, or if not read the fine print. And another thing if it doesn't have a tag, find one that does or something similar because guess what that does?? 

 Here are some common sayings while working retail. Either you say them or wish you can say them:

*Yes, I can give you the hangers but let me take the sizes off first.

*Please stop flirting with me in front of your wife or mistress.

*Watch your kids....please

*There's a rite aide across the street.

*No, I cant do returns right here but if you just lift your head, you will see that customer service sign is right in front of you

*No, that doesn't make you look fat (its your teased out hair that does)

*No, that's not that much money (yes, it is)

*Get your brat...please!!

*Ugh, I'm calling CPS!!!